How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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