Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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