So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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