We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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