I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The feeling are messing with the penis
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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