The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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