My friends, they love my intelligence
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
