Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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