On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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