Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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