nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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