Welp...herpes.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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