it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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