literally had 100 drinks last night.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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