Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
