i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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