well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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