I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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