Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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