I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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