I wannas sexs uuuuu
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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