My vagina just recognized that song.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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