Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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