Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
