I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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