And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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