TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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