Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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