I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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