i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My ass is underappreciated
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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