i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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