you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Watching her eat just hurts me
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
