yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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