I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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