awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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