Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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