You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you made out with another girl for some wings
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
