im drinking this country out of the recession.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
the raccoons are back...
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