we have pet lesbian snakes
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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