i just google imaged poop.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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