Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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