i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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