All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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