Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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