I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
do nipples grow back?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
