how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think I sprained my soul last night
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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