i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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