remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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