I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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