...so i touched it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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